- friend: at least you don't have to worry about keeping girls at bay! my friend is trying to set me up with this girl that wants to get in my pants!
- me: WAIT
- me: SOMEONE WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS
- me: AND YOU WON'T LET THEM
- friend: ha... yeah...
- me: WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS PROBLEM
- me: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER
- friend: don't get me wrong, she's so nice, but she's covered in tats and piercings and that isn't my cup of tea lol
- me: can we switch please
- me: god almighty
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