friend: at least you don't have to worry about...

friend: at least you don't have to worry about keeping girls at bay! my friend is trying to set me up with this girl that wants to get in my pants!
me: WAIT
me: SOMEONE WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS
me: AND YOU WON'T LET THEM
friend: ha... yeah...
me: WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS PROBLEM
me: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER
friend: don't get me wrong, she's so nice, but she's covered in tats and piercings and that isn't my cup of tea lol
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: can we switch please
me: god almighty

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